What is Conundrum?
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n.
Or pun ambiguous, or conundrum quaint. --J. Philips.
2. A question to which only a conjectural answer can be made.
Do you think life is long enough to let me speculate on conundrums like that? --W. Black.
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2.
Origin: Pseudo-latin, used in learned social circles in Oxford University as humor, slang for "wit" or "pun" jokes, first known use 1596. Basically, answering a question with a pun, riddle, or joke. More modern usage generally refers to a difficult or complex riddle.
(In biology lab) Jim: "Hey John, I was disecting this robin, and I seem to have misplaced it's head. Have you seen it?"
John: "There you go, with your bird-brained schemes, methinks you have lost your mind!"
Jim: "Would you stop your silly conundrums and beak-flapping and help me find my dearest robin!"
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A fun word to say that describes your friends constant on and off relationship with a girl. Usually is used in replacement to the girl's name
DJ, I'm serious as much as you want me too i am not going to help out with the conundrum that is your ex.
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4.
The state occurring when a delight conflicts with a concurrent displeasure.
I am often faced with a conundrum when my second head begins pleasurably licking my genitals, while my first head's tongue senses an immense funk.
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A mysterious chemical that provides a high unlike any other. Conundrum is most commonly ingested in its liquid form, but can also be smoked, snorted, huffed, applied topically, or injected. Usually made with coke and rum and/or drank from an official "Conundrum" bottle.
"I was so high on conundrum last night that I hooked up with some random asian chick...i think"
"This is quite the conundrum"
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1. answering someone with a pun
2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered
also see <b>kunundrum</b>
The answer to the cure of aids is a conundrum.
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The act of envoking physical damage, most likely with a gun of some sort.
"Yo, we gotta connundrum those fools."
"Fo' real yo."
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