River Edit Meaning

1.

The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker.

I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.

2.

Apathetic towards others. Rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. People think that something's wrong but there really isn't. Quiet and soft spoken.

Jill: Hey, what's wrong with Michael? Is he having a bad day?

John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..

See quiet, thinker, rivers

3.

One names their child "River" when one is fingered by a gorilla, is destroyed by a Ses, impregnated by an animal, and during the 9 month duration of the pregnancy, has her snatch licked by a girl named Kris, who some believe might have a penis.

Man, River sure looks a lot like Anthony.

See river, chodie, anthony, chode, scissoring

4.

An Irish boy's name. He is a very hot, handsome, and sexy boy. All girls love him, and he is very friendly to everybody. Also some people may not like him, but those people he does not like back.

Girl#1: Man that Rivers's so hot.

Girl#2: I totally agree.

See river, irish, boy, hot, handsome, sexy, friendly

5.

A character off of the popular Tv show/movie Firefly. She's a teenager who was messed up by the Alliance untill her cool brother Simon saved her.

Also a girl that lives inside her own head.

I'm a River, I just think too much.

See cool, fugitive

6.

M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.

He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(

Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.

pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.

J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.

Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.

M:

skaters- Look! River! Run!

girls- No! Faster! Go!

river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?

girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!

J:

skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!

river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!

skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!

See monster, irish, girl lover, peepee, lollipop

7.

Where you go to dispose of bodies.

I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.