What is Converbation?
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Conversational Masturbation: A conversation in which one participant self-indulgently releases/ejaculates all the contents of there mind while the other participant has little to no interaction.
I never said a word yet she told me about her dog, her allergies, her son's school problems, the traffic she hit on the way to work, how she likes to listen to the radio when she’s going to sleep, and how she feels about Costco. It was a really boring Converbation .
I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.
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2.
Talking to yourself inadvertently. The awkward moment when you realize that the person you had been conversing with has left the viscinity.
"I had a two-minute converbation after you walked off to get pork rinds."
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