What is Convoy?
1.
Noun - (Non Sexual.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "
Scoots: LAWLright LoRes, we made it to the Horadric temple. All we have to do is go in there, kill the skeletons, run past the mummies, and finish the boss. I'm out of Town Portals (
tp s), and escape.
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)
Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!
LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a
winmen convoy . Fiskingcomblitch ing.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?
Soots: (Sigh)... No.
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2.
N - word used to describe the inner city practice of several vehicles all running in convoy, with passengers
naked and engaging in sex acts, flaunting the law and
shocking other drivers, their passengers, and pedestrians.
The goals of running convoy are not to get caught by the law, to run as long as possible, and to be as visible as
possible, just skirting the edges of decency. May also be
used as a verb. (large SUVs with three seats are perfect
for convoy running, but lowriders or big sedans will suffice.)
" We had five in our convoy yesterday afternoon."
"Let's put a convoy together tomorrow and run through
the downtown."
"Hey...look at that fine one there...let's invite her to
convoy with us ! "
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