Cookatooed

What is Cookatooed?

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash

"I was well cookatooed last night"

"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.

See drunk, tired, wasted, sober

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