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a used tampon
As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag...
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when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.
John got a good one..
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What one exclaims when they are very happy.
"I am happy bo bappy that I don't have herpes!"
Don't believe happy b..
