Cookie Pants

What is Cookie Pants?

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

See pants, cookies, hello, its, jessi, and, hehe, we, rock, your, face

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Aunt Flo's Country Fudge

1. 1. Strange little cubes of fudge available to impulse buyers at 7-elevens. 2. Enjoying the country fudge while your sister, mother, aun..

Kajunga

1. The sound boobies make when they jiggle and bounce around. Did you see Lynda running down the hill yesterday? You could hear "Kaju..

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