Cookie Pants

What is Cookie Pants?

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

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R0xxx0rz

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Zonked

1. To be extremely tired or inebriated. "After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch." See x 2. adj. Very..

Your Mom's Pie

1. An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It..

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