Cookie Pants

What is Cookie Pants?

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

See pants, cookies, hello, its, jessi, and, hehe, we, rock, your, face

Holy Inflatable Shark, Batman!

1. Interjection, similar to holy cow! From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of maki..

Japper

1. the japs-eye,the eye of the snake. got my dick pierced,right through the japper See dave 2. A person of Japanese origin. Most ..

Epinion

1. An opinion expressed on the internet. One that has even less influence than one expressed in real life. I went on my internet to expres..

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