Cookie Pants

What is Cookie Pants?

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

See pants, cookies, hello, its, jessi, and, hehe, we, rock, your, face

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W.w.d.d

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