Cookie Pants

What is Cookie Pants?

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

See pants, cookies, hello, its, jessi, and, hehe, we, rock, your, face

4:52

1. To make an ass out of yourself in front of females, usually while in a delirious or dehydrated state. He 4:52'ed her. I 4:52&apos..

Zombology

1. The study of zombies Astronomy and Geology are too boring, lets try Zombology, it may help us when we are stranded in that mall one day..

Quistia

1. Hot, like a hot chick. Word is mainly indigenous to Newton, Ma. "Mush, she's a quistia jivel" meaning "dude, she&ap..

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