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1. Blunts dipped in cough syrup. good ass shit...but can be hard to light at times summer:would u like a blunt? speck:sure, but get the c..

1. When you drop your Ipod in the toilet I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd. ..

1. A hot dog with peanutbutter and mustard on it. The combination sounds awful but somehow it works. "Fix me another jiffstard dog, ..