Coon Bombing

What is Coon Bombing?


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A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.

Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.

Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.

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