Cooney

What is Cooney?


1.

Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.

Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.

Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.

See minnesota, drool, snarf, ear, bite

2.

a poor/lame joke aka a failed attempt

random convo between mates goin to the footy

Q: "so how many tickets am i getting for the footy... il get them tonight"

A: a million

the above answer would be classified as a cooney

See cooney, lame, sad, coon dog, jimbob

3.

ADJECTIVE - to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.

girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.

girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!

girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.

See perfect, angelic, gay, fag, douche, coonie, coony

4.

the act of being whipped, one that is whipped, one whose girlfriend has tied a rope around his testicles and drags him around to which he freely and enjoyably follows

> Yo nick has been cooneyed he is sooo whipped

See looser, whiped, in love, ugly

5.

bare posh and as black as dark chocolate

bruvv you bare cooney

See brogan, eleanor, gays


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