What is Cooney?
1.
Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.
Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.
Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.
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2.
a poor/lame joke aka a failed attempt
random convo between mates goin to the footy
Q: "so how many tickets am i getting for the footy... il get them tonight"
A: a million
the above answer would be classified as a cooney
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3.
ADJECTIVE - to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.
girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.
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4.
the act of being whipped, one that is whipped, one whose girlfriend has tied a rope around his testicles and drags him around to which he freely and enjoyably follows
> Yo nick has been cooneyed he is sooo whipped
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5.
bare posh and as black as dark chocolate
bruvv you bare cooney
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