Cootarded

What is Cootarded?

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

See cooter, retarded, vagina, blonde, dumb

Virtual Crogs

1. The virtual representation of Crogs. "Man, Virtual Crogs just upgraded to version 3.5!" See Crogs..

W00tish

1. Crazy happiness! Insane joy. Something that is awesome that doesn't happen very often. Billys grade went from a D- to an A-! W00ti..

Zitgainonthetoffle

1. When you have a big sore on the end of you cock. Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock..

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