Corby Kebab

What is Corby Kebab?


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An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.

Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.

Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.

"Corby Kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. My heart's failed.."

See corby, kebab, chilli, meat, pisshead


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