Cordless Tool

What is Cordless Tool?


1.

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?

Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.

Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.

Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.

Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

See bear, broha, broski, manbear, Broha


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