Corey Feldman

What is Corey Feldman?


1.

(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.

(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.

1. Q: Are you still friends with John?

A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman

2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?

A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!

See failure

2.

The hottest actor of the 80s (other than River Phoenix) who is still adored why teenage girls today.

Girl 1: OMG Corey Feldman is soo hot!

Girl 2: Who?

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, he is, like the best 80s actor EVER and he is so hot! *finds picture of him on phone*

See goonies, gremlins


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