What is Cork Soaker?
1.
It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.
I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!
2.
A derogatory term to call someone instead of "cock sucker."
That cork soaker just hit my car.
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3.
A chick who is on the rag...
We didn't get busy last night because she's a total cork soaker.