What is Cornvenient?
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Something that is both corny and convenient, therefore being cornily convenient.
Jake: "Man, I hate Bob...I wish something bad would happen to him."
*Bob slips on a banana peel in a comical fashion and hurts his back"
Jake: "How cornvenient!"
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Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.
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When the hot neighbor chick stands naked and unaware in front of her apartment window, and you accidentally catch a glimpse.
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