Corny Blumpkin

What is Corny Blumpkin?

when you eat corn the night before, then get a blumpkin and the girl eats the corn out of your shit

My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.

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