What is Corporate Bullshit?
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A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
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To seal off the bathroom with towels so no air escapes and running the shower while smoking weed. It increases the experience by expandi..
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The look of total satisfaction after having sex. (you know like the kool aid guy who has a big smile on his face)
My girlfriend showed..
