What is Corporate Bullshit?
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A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
Random Words:
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A polite euphemism for penis.
Pardon me sir, but your petermichl is hanging out. Maybe you should give her a zip.
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A general term ..
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A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.
Fuck all turf hoopers.
See liar, dumb, ugly ..
