What is Corporate Bullshit?
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A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
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A highly stupid non-professional white collar worker with a complete absence of communication or organisational skills. Able to charge ..
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When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:
When you get overly excited abo..
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a phrase used to express confusion
origins: young african american women
"who baby dat?"(said in sassy tone while trying to ..
