What is Corporate Bullshit?
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A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
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When finding out that his booty is way bigger than you thought. It's like finding buried treasure.
Jules: Damn!!! Stuart has a bud..
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As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet puss..
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"Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc.
A: I bought a new car...
B: W.M.G.A...
