What is Corporate Bullshit?
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A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.
Often accompanied by
Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."
"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
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He is a smooth robot pimp sent back in time to give women pleasure, and he kicks it with his niggas in his spare time.
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The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.
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When you are sold fake gold, thinking that it is real, because it looks real, and you still wear it. You are now wearing true 24k bling ..
