Corporate Product

What is Corporate Product?


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Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

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