Corsage Creepage

What is Corsage Creepage?


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The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.

Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"

Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"

Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"

Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."

Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"

See corset, collar, flower


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