What is Cosmic Screwgie?
1.
When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.
I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie
See
Random Words:
1.
1) wearing casual clothing (jeans, t-shirt) on a Friday.
2) a practice common with high schoolers where you don't wear underwear u..
1.
when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.
"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?&..
