Cosmic Screwgie

What is Cosmic Screwgie?

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When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.

I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie

See screwed, hosed, blessed
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