What is Cosmic Screwgie?
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When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.
I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie
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Before there was rock-paper-scissors, there was Jan-ken-pon, which basically means the same thing.
Players call out the name of the gam..
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Mental slowness caused by lack of sleep.
guy1: whats goin down man?
guy2: not a lot yo, i just p'zoned some noobzorz!!
guy1: .....
