What is Cosmic Screwgie?
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When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.
I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie
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It is a longer form of lmao (laughing my ass off) it stands for "laughing my ass off so hard you dont even know" It is good to..
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a fagot author that spends too much time on this site. Don't get me wrong this site is great ... but man! get a life!
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get punched hard in the mouth
I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!
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