Cosmic Sweater

What is Cosmic Sweater?


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Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

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2.

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

See cosmic, sweater, cosmic sweater, vomit, cereal


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