What is Cottage Cock Cheese?
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When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
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The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout
"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"
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when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.
Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcur..
