Cottage Cock Cheese

What is Cottage Cock Cheese?


1.

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!


57

Random Words:

1. player "wazzup plizzayer"..
1. When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their..
1. one of the best university's in Southern California. its also known as UofR. "hey what is there to do at UofR (university of ..