What is Cottager?
1.
A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.
Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.
"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"
"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".
2.
A person involved in
A male who engages in the act of homosexual relations in a public place with passerbys and sometimes a complete stranger. Often a public toilet or simular places
Jeff is a first time cottager and wants to one day suck of a complete stranger in a public toilet
3.
A cottager is a person who may indulge himself by going around and wanting to sexually arouse a member of the same sex; the action involves sucking of the penis and ends by the ejaculation of the stranger's Jesus Juice. This happens in public areas.
Oral sex with a stranger (two men) in the toilets
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4.
A player for Fulham Football Club. Named after the stadium in which they play, Craven Cottage. In turn called Craven Cottage becuase there is a cottage in the corner used as offices and dressing rooms. Nothing to do with the activities in the public toilets in Bishops Park
This is a must win game for the cottagers if they are to stave off relegation.
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5.
a gay man who waits outside of a public restroom to wait for another gay man to come out and crack his ass
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