What is Cotted?
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The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.
If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.
The Right Way
"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: Ahaha very funny :D
The Wrong Way
"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...
Boy: Oh... you sure?
Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...
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