Cotted

What is Cotted?


1.

The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.

If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.

The Right Way

"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"

Girl: Ow.. Wtf?

Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!

Girl: Ahaha very funny :D

The Wrong Way

"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"

Girl: Ow.. Wtf?

Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!

Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...

Boy: Oh... you sure?

Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...

See danny, wtf, cotted, apricot, dried, sainsbury's, lol


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