Cotton Crotch

What is Cotton Crotch?

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.

"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"

"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"

"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"

"Wow, must be an itchy week."

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