Couch Collector

What is Couch Collector?


1.

Someone who is lame, uncool, tired, or just generally boring.

Other forms of the term -

"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/ lame

"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.

Lyda: I broke up with my boyfriend because he was too boring.

Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.

Will: This party is lame.

Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.

James: What did you do last night?

Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.

Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.

Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.

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