Couch It

What is Couch It?

to recline for hours on end on a

futon-like surface

Hey matt I think we should totally couch it while watching weeds.

See couching, chilliando, matthew

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.

1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrelcan give me a hummer!

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