Couch Monger

What is Couch Monger?


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A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

See couch, monger, chair, antisocial, drunk


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