Couch Monger

What is Couch Monger?

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

See couch, monger, chair, antisocial, drunk

Roetmop

1. The Dutch equivalent for the word: 'Nigger' Die roetmop is zwarter dan de nacht. See roetmop, cocolo, nigger, black, negro..

Crustation

1. a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo. Look at that crustation in my hair..

Crisco Faced

1. the act of getting high-strung on Marajuana. Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend? Im gettin Crisco faced! See marajuana, pot, ..

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