Couch Monger

What is Couch Monger?

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

See couch, monger, chair, antisocial, drunk

Van-damntastic

1. An excamation meant to convey sarcastic enthuasiam when when your buddies obviously exaggerate about any spectacular action they perform..

Funtz

1. one who enjoys the combination of mountain dew and nicotine I am so wired, I feel like funtz..

Moracca

1. a noise maker used at hispanic partys that serves many different uses. Holy shit, hayley just shook a moracca while it was in her vag! ..

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