What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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A Big sexy Man also known as the ladies man
Alon Baron is so smooth
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An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or mess..
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adj. anything cool found on the ground
v. the act of finding something cool on the ground
One lucky night she groundscored a suitcase ..