What is Couch Monkey?
1.
A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
See
Random Words:
1.
A goose.
A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax..
1.
A mixture of Everclear and cheap gas-station punch and fruit bunch flavored gatorade and red bull. It is a leathal drink that will make ..
