What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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when ladys lips get toasted while sunbathing.
she had a bad case of fanny frazzle..
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A place, usually an apartment or house, inhabited by methamphetamine users.
Livin' in a tweaker pad.
See methamphetamine, tweaker..
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-An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece"
"YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......
