What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.
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The best fucking breed of hyge available.
"Hey man I just purchased a fiddy of T-bar Hyge where the fuck is the bong at?"
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Traveling at 100 mph or more, particularly on a motorcycle.
We all went up to Aces Cafe on friday, partying and doing the ton back and ..
