Couch Monkey

What is Couch Monkey?

1.

A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.

Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.

See what, are, you, people, on

33

Random Words:

Scoash

1. a small unmeasured unit of measure a scoash of sugar in my coffee See yonder..

Enke

1. a smooth talkin white boy who loves to toke on the ganja plant Pass the bong Enke. See blizzy 2. a thick scented smog that accumulat..

Teeyp

1. (pronuced tip)used to further decribe an event or object in either extremes as in oh teeyp here comes the police or of teeyp this party..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free