Couch Monkey

What is Couch Monkey?

1.

A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.

Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.

See what, are, you, people, on

33

Random Words:

T.e.n.

1. Tension Easing Nookie. Coined by Harvey Fierstein in his masterpiece Torch Song Trilogy. Uttered by the character, David when explainin..

Okeydoke

1. Urban use: A con. Beat in the head. Rural use: Affirmative. Yes. Urban use: Street kid- 'Trey bought that stick of incense for ..

Epi-fail

1. Epicly epic fail. Yeah, he totally epi-failed. See epic, fail, phail, failure..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free