Couch Monkey

What is Couch Monkey?

1.

A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.

Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.

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