What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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Another way for saying "bitch ass nigga".
Charles: Yo dawg, that fo's a nigga ass bitch!!
Evan: Firme--I mean, straight..
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a device that crushes your nadds.
Hey dude did u get that nadd juicer.
See nadd, juicer, nutts, nuts, crush, crushes..
