What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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The fear of penises.
"People say I'm prude because I don't put out, but I'm really just penephobic."
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A hideous haircut. A really bad style; ugly beyond any hope of redemption, like a mullet.
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