What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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A young woman who rejects just men because of there age and no other reason.
That young agest twerp just turned me down when I told her..
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this is a phrase i cam up with when somebody asks you for example, why you dint do somthing there way, or the way they like.
Q:why didn..
