What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.
That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.
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Something built into mens genes and expressed thru removal of jeans.
Unfaithfulness is like gravity. Always tugging away.
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An expencive brand of chocolate, that only hotshot walstreet white guys can buy in replace of hersheys.
Get me some of dat ghirardelli ..
