What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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Going ape shit toward wife including throwing plates / lamps...
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having explosive diarrhea
After eating the extra hot wings i had a bad case of the granny apple two steps
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