What is Couch Monkey?
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A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
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A game in which one would run through a party slapping and beating on every slutty girl. Bloody noses all around!
"Lets go ho slap..
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when women act or are complete bitches and or sluts.
She is sleepin with your man!? wat a craperdaper..
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when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough chan..
