What is Couch'd?
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To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.
That was a thick ass blunt, I can´t get up man. im COUCH'D
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MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D
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2.
when you have been given a
i was couch'd when that guy gave me a couch slap.
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