What is Couched?
1.
adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.
"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"
2.
To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.
You got couched son.
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3.
When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.
A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!
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4.
i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...
being in the doghouse...
Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...
Guy2: So have you been couched??
Guy1: Yup...
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5.
Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.
I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one.
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6.
when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.
When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.
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