Couchling

What is Couchling?

A passive and willing slave to media.

Harold: Is Gogol coming to the par-tay?

Kumar: Nah. Gogol's on the Tube and updating FB and tweeting and all the rest of it. You know, being a futhermocking couchling, as usual.

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The Boils

1. Loss of complete muscle control, in which you spazz out and want to pinch things and basically freak out. Squeezing the squishy balls i..

A Big Ol' Vag

1. Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief that girl has a big ol' vag. See vag, brian, poo, turd, mongrol 2. Over-sized ..

Prefix Opiate

1. Any opiate with the prefix oxy, hydro, etc in front of the name. Valuable because of the fact that they are not metabolized into morphin..

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