Couchling

What is Couchling?

A passive and willing slave to media.

Harold: Is Gogol coming to the par-tay?

Kumar: Nah. Gogol's on the Tube and updating FB and tweeting and all the rest of it. You know, being a futhermocking couchling, as usual.

See neuromancer, pluggy

Accreditation

1. A total scam brought about by a good old boys club and federal government criminals to bilk dumb college brats out of their dads money, ..

Quickster

1. Being able to get girls in the sack quick. Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bed..

Ket Hole

1. the hole in which u find urself in when taken too much ketamin fucking hell lads i was in a ket hole lastnight!..

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