Cough

What is Cough?


1.

(v) to make a loud noise from the back of your throat; to release one's germs and/or diseases into the air; to make a loud noise from the back of your throat while releasing germs

The man behind us in the movie theater was coughing up something heavy... maybe we should get tested for TB.

2.

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*

See stupid, tags, making, me, type, more, shit

3.

a handy term for sarcastically insulting someone. if you add 'cough' to something you say, it becomes sarcastic and implies the opposite. can be used online (1) and in normal conversation (2).

1)

Person A: OMG!!!!!LMAO!!!1 lYkE tHaT iS sO fUnNi!!!!!!1

Person B: Okay, you're cool, cough

2)

Jennifer: He said I was ugly! *sniff*

Ashleigh: Well, you're not, you're really quite pretty.

Hilary: Cough.

See cough, insult, sarcasm, wheeze, splutter

4.

A thing that happens when your throat gets all scratchy.

I coughed 'till I blead.

5.

Universally understood by stoners to mean: Here you go.

Usually referring to weed, but can be used in reference to virtually anything.

Matt, Ronan, and Robert are sitting in a car, smoking weed. Matt passes Robert the pipe. Robert takes a hit.

Robert: *cough cough*

Ronan: Oh thanks, dude. (hits it) *cough cough* Here

Matt: Cool... uh... hey, you have the lighter.

Ronon: Oh. *cough cough*

Matt: Thanks. (sparks up)

See stoner, marijuana, toke, joint, bowl

6.

confess to criminal offence of some kind - English criminal argot

He coughed to the robbery

See crime, slang, admit

7.

To smoke weed.

Me - "Hey Myron, you wanna cough after work?"

Myron - "COUGH!"

See smoke weed, get high, problems


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