What is Couldn't Find His Ass With Two Hands?
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Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .
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Pussy, cunt, poon, ect. that "hauls allot of logs." In the sence of fucking around allot/having more then one sexual partner.
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To climax a woman, make her come; give a woman pleasure.
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Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles..