What is Couldn't Find His Ass With Two Hands?
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Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .
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(v.) A·man·dāzing Pertaining to the amazingness of Amanda. Trumps all other descriptive verbs.
Amanda is amandazing.
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someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog
a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!
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