What is Couldn't Hit A Cow's Arse With A Banjo?
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Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
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Human testicles.
You're mother doesn't eat much but she's always ready to suck on my love plums.
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