What is Couldn't Hit A Cow's Arse With A Banjo?
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Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
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Sorry or Excuse me in Japanese
When you do something wrong: "Sumi masen"
See gomen, sorry, japanese, gomenasai, excuse..
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The sounds that are produced by air being released from the vagina. Similar to the 'queef' but longer lasting.
'im sorry..