What is Couldn't Hit A Cow's Arse With A Banjo?
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Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
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To slap and then grab in the same motion.
"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."
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a uniburn that somehow is connected to the unibrow, a very rare breed of man can attain such a feet.
see uniburn and unibrow
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