What is Couldn't Hit A Cow's Arse With A Banjo?
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Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."
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The slang term for an anal cream pie, referancing the english treat Angel Delight.
"Damn that porn was so good, it was like anal d..
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A heinous and insipid bitch of Germanic root.
See also Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter is a vundercunt...
See cunt, bitch, hitler, slut..