Count Dronkula

What is Count Dronkula?


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someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.

"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"

"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains

See red wine, lips, stains, drinking, blood


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