Counter Jockey

What is Counter Jockey?


1.

In the men's locker room where some douche bag has his towel draped over his shoulder and is completely naked allowing his nuts to rest on the sink while he shaves.

I thought I was in the Breeders Cup when I look to my left and saw some Dude playing Counter Jockey while brushing his teeth.

See jockey, balls, refreshing

2.

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.


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