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1. The process of intentionally changing oneself's personality to that of a whiney bastard, often in order to get laid. See also emoi..

1. A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is insepara..

1. A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience. (They have the Power to literally crush bones b..