Country Clublican

What is Country Clublican?


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All fat rich white Republicans that frequent country clubs.

These doughy, nuckle bumpin', baby boomers are able to acquire wealth while golfing-- all the while neglecting their families and the environment, treating anyone different from them with a special dose of smug contempt and smarmy sarcasm, and putting quantity ahead of quality in all that they do.

When not golfing, Country Cublicans can often be found smoking a cigar, while accumulating things in a suburban mall. They are especially skilled at making wife jokes while oggling teenage girls.

Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Country Clublicans.

See rush limbaugh, country club, republican, baby boomers, quantity, materialism


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