What is Country Kleenex?
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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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