What is Country Kleenex?
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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.
Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile s..