What is Country Kleenex?
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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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An adjective/interjection used to describe the absolute amazing-ness of a barbecue.
Joe: ZOMGWTFBBQWINGSPWNAGE that B-bq was off the ho..
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An asshole, that no one likes; a shriveled penii, generally a negative term
that dick over there is a funk shadler..
