What is Country Kleenex?
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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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Referring back to the saying "She has sand in her vagina"
When a female gets sand in her vagina and it accumulates over time ..
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You've got it spot on
Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."
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