What is Country Kleenex?
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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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A secretary who talks to her friends on the phone all day and has a retarded opinion on everything.
The secretary is such a babble cunt..
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Adj.
Ultimately awesome, epic, etc.
Adv.
Increasing the awesomeness, epicness, impressiveness, etc., of.
Noun.
Utter awesomeness
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