What is Country Kleenex?
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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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Anyone for tennis can be used as Text Message
A country club member "text ne 1 4 10s" to some of his buddies
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When someone has ugly pube like hair like Hagrid from Harry Potter.
Person 1: DAMN look at that chick she has some ugly ass hagrid hair..
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Often used in leetspeakand used to indicate an insult or sarcasm.
<ZeroCool> lol ur a stupid fgt am i rite?..