What is Country Kleenex?
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To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.
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German: sugar rush
A sudden attack of 'retardedness' on the internet, but can also apply to real life.
w00tzorx: Zuckeranstü..
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A term of endearment for someone who takes it up the anal passage.
Your mother takes it up the chutney!
See chutney, arse, batty, anus..
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the harness a ho uses for holding plastic or metal dildos for shafting her biatch
(in a shop) excuse me sir will this dildo fit my exqu..
