Country Kleenex

What is Country Kleenex?


1.

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

See kleenex, tissue, snot, blow, nose, nostril, finger


68

Random Words:

1. 180 steps per minute. Twice marching pace. "Double-Time, MARCH!" See march, run, jog, hustle, pt..
1. a person who lived off the back road of a back road that is dirt in the middle of the US OR someone who is a hic the mo comes from mo..
1. Metsican slang for a wet blanket. Wheat is acting like a pinche' fregon.......... See wet blanket, fuddie, duddie, sore loser, st..