What is Country Matters?
1.
old slang term for sexual relations
The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.
See
2.
old slang term for sexual relations.
I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.
See
Random Words:
1.
A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format shou..
1.
immediately after you shoot it in a girls mouth, you punch her in the stomach causing her to spit it all back up, then you try to dodge ..
