What is Country Matters?
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old slang term for sexual relations
The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.
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old slang term for sexual relations.
I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.
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A jaunty jerk of your junk.
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the part of the male sexual organ loosely refered to as the helmit
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