Country Matters

What is Country Matters?

old slang term for sexual relations

The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.

See sexual relations, sex

old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

Ophelia: No, my lord.

Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.

Ophelia: Aye, my lord.

Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?

Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.

Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

See maid, lap, hamlet, ophelia

Zobb

1. Maltese meaning for penis. Immensely applied by Maltese citizens for insulting one another. zobb f'oxx kemm ghandek! - literally: ..

Kaiser

1. A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags! "Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!" ..

Zullo

1. one who is chill as fuck, and wont pass up a blunt. im feelin so zullo right now...gimme that joint. See chill, funny, awesome, alicia..

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