Country Matters

What is Country Matters?

old slang term for sexual relations

The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.

See sexual relations, sex

old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

Ophelia: No, my lord.

Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.

Ophelia: Aye, my lord.

Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?

Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.

Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

See maid, lap, hamlet, ophelia

D2m

1. D2M acroynym for Dead to Me, meaning your pissed/annoyed with someone so they no longer exist in your world, you shut them out. She bac..

Doodledorf

1. one who acts goofy or doesn't comprehend the circumstances I saw the guy next door walking down the street with short sleeves; the..

Zarrr

1. 1) The noise a Zara monster makes; 2) An affectionate way to refer to Ms. Mughal Zarrr I will miss you when you go to indonesia!..

Country Matters Edit Meaning