What is County Hair?
1.
Long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. Primarily a fashion of rural white American subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.
Randy's new girl Jo-Bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the Wal-Mart, but she's got the worst county hair I've ever seen!
See the mother in the popular internet meme "Redneck Family Portrait" for an example.
See
Random Words:
1.
An expression used when something surprises you, fascinates you, scares you, or... tricks you.
An expression of strong emotions.
(Supp..
1.
2. A wonderfully studious-looking boy who wears cuordoroy on occasion.
I wonder if Arjun Plakkat wants to take me on a date to the libr..