What is County Hair?
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Long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. Primarily a fashion of rural white American subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.
Randy's new girl Jo-Bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the Wal-Mart, but she's got the worst county hair I've ever seen!
See the mother in the popular internet meme "Redneck Family Portrait" for an example.
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