What is Cousin Dan?
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1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.
2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.
Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!
So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.
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