Covellian

What is Covellian?


1.

A worshipper of Luke Covell, a dead-average Rugby League player from Cronulla, Australia.

To become a Covellian you must;

A) Have the IQ of table salt.

B) Have a vast knowledge of how to paste a Covell head onto another body in order to make other covellians nod their head in approval.

C) Masturbate only on days that end in the letter Y.

D) Never have had sex with someone of the opposite gender.

E) Bark at anyone wearing Red.

F) Know the secret handshake which involves the index finger, the foreskin, the ovaries and a Spaniel.

Have a lobotomy and you too can become a Covellian...

See bestiality, afl, rugby union, poof


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