What is Covered Wagon?
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A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!
I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon
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2.
The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also
You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.
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3.
Referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncircumsized.
Anil Anne has a covered wagon.
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4.
When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.
How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe?
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While in a car, you rip ass and lock all windows so all passengers have to smell your fart and then you say,"covered wagon!"
Scrappy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,"covered wagon!"
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6.
Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.
Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.
Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."
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A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.
An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.
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