Cowdouche

What is Cowdouche?

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1. n.) A hybrid of two forms of insufferable douche: the cowboy and the frat-douche. Typically can be seen with a wicker cowboy hat (often sponsored by Coors Light), expensive sunglasses, and leather boots. Rarely found with sleeves. Feels a small tingle of pride upon hearing the chorus to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!".

2. n.) Matthew McConaughey

"Yeeehaw bitches let's get crazy up in this hootenanny! You art-fags gonna get your party on or what?"

"No thanks.......man, what a cowdouche."

See cowboy, country music, douche, frat, burt reynolds
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