Crab Smacked

What is Crab Smacked?

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl

Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."

Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."

Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!

See crab, smack, girl, cock, slap, sex

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