What is Crabpeople?
1.
something that lurks inside every gay person.
if the whole world turns gay, blame crabpeople...
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Crabpeople live on Mars. They eat cottagecheese. Crabpeople spend all their time on MSN because they're idiots. They like to listen to Nelly, and Bette Middler techno remixes.
Trent Reznor. Dennis Rodman. Your Uncle.