What is Crack Ass?
1.
Someone who acts like a nut case or crack head.
Leave me alone, you insane crack ass!
2.
The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.
"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"
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3.
When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.
I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.
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